Friday, March 18, 2011

Do all bugs deserve to die?

The dangerous summer insect season is fast approaching and along with the swarming and stinging onslaught of evil bug attacks comes the oft asked moral question - do all bugs deserve to die?

To properly address this conundrum you must first ask yourself - what is the nature of the filthy bug? Does it offer any benefits to society?

Benefits - eh, no. Sure some "scientists" would like to have you believe even despicable prolific stingers such as the hornet actually "pollinate" plants and are indeed a positive to the natural environment as a whole, but nothing could be further from the truth. Regardless of what behavior any given insect engages in (aside from attacking humans), those benefits are clearly outweighed by the scope of their nuisance factor.

Mosquitoes spread virulent diseases like the West Nile Virus and Yellow Fever.

Houseflies are a true horror - don't even get me started on the laundry list of disturbing disgusting true housefly facts

Hornets and wasps spend the majority of their productive time analyzing where and when to attack and sting your face.

So in summary - the answer is YES bugs most certainly deserve to die - and not by gentle humane means either. A large and aggressive swing of an electric bug zapper racket is the best way to detonate and dominate the evil masses of the insect kingdom. Start killing today!